Punchline (Get it?)

Haven't made a comic in a while. Now my comic is in color! This one took me a while because I recently got a Cintiq so the adaptation period has been a little rough, mostly because my Cintiq hasn't been configured properly til just now. That's also why the characters seem extremely skinny. The default resolution was very low and the image was stretched out. But Angelica swooped in and fixed everything because I was too eager to read the instructions

It happens...

And now without further ado! Punchline.

This joke is great to tell friends, family, co-workers, small children, and even random strangers!

Wash Out!

Don't think for a moment that this was an isolated incident. I react this way to many things. So don't be offended if I've reacted as such to you.

Actually I might have been trying to offend you at the time so I take that back.

Just a sketch

Just messing around with character concepts

Twilight: A Period or State of Gradual Decline

This morning's entry comes to you from SPACE. The space where I sleep when I'm not at work... most of the time.

First, real quick, and foremost, just wanna update you again on what I was watching just a lil' bit ago. Chuck and White Collar. Great shows. If you like TV, you should watch 'em. And if you like good TV, you're already well aware of them. And if you're not, you'd do best to check yourself. Preferably fo' you wreck yourself.

And now the main reason why I've come to you today.

To rant...

13 to 15 year old "tweens" are a pop-culture plague. And sooner or later everything they touch turns to shit. Or cocaine, as it were. They are a force that needs to be dealt with, not harnessed! And as sick as I know that sounds, thats EXACTLY what Hollywood is doing. No big surprise there of course, but it used to be that problems like this were confined (read quarantined) to outlets like the Disney Channel or Boy Bands. Thanks to the bane that is Twilight, this is no longer the case.

Apparently nobody makes mo' money like Rob Pattinson. We have him to thank for all the new Twilight fans who can't read (and now they never have to!). Hey, you know who could use a loyal fanbase of ravenous preteens? Spider-Man! That's who! Surely you've heard the rumors. Ain't like Spidey was gonna make ANY money on his own.

Hmm. That's funny... I don't see Twilight anywhere on that list. Oh wait, there it is. All the way down at #35. Had to scroll down a bit. Heh, I guess I must've missed it when I was all like, "FUCK YOU TWILIGHT!! NERDS FTW, BITCHZOR!!!1!!1!!!"

So I guess what I'm trying to say is, and indeed what nerds everywhere are collectively saying, Rob Pattinson is not the peanut butter to my friendly neighborhood chocolate. No, I think he's more like week old tuna, glistening in the sun; much in the way vampires tend to nowadays.

In summation, I leave you with this. Just something to think about.

Out with the In, In with the Old!

Just finished watching last night's Chuck. Good episode. Oh and I also saw Big Bang Theory, if that information holds any particular importance. For now I really need to get to sleep. But before I go I'll post something you can sink your teeth into.

Don't let its age fool you. Its more relevant than me quoting a terrible line from a terrible movie I saw not too long ago. It's a comic me and my girlfriend made with FaceBook's "Fishville" as its subject, more or less.

Fishvillain

Did you like that? I know I did. I'm glad we shared that with each other. Anyways, I thought I'd try and give you a better idea of what this blog is all about. I'm not exactly sure myself. But that doesn't matter cause if you're still reading this than chances are we're past that already; And better for it.

Nighty night or whatever and junk

Hi There!

Oh, it seems you've stumbled onto my new blog. While it's busy finding its sea legs, take this time to look around. Breath it in.

...Okay, so there ain't much to see right now but I can assure you that there will be more to come. And I know more of nothing is just more nothing, but it's not my fault you're reading this. I didn't link you to it. Frankly, I'm just as surprised as you are that you're here. Unless of course you're reading this after reading something I did link you to in the future--which would be your present (assuming you're not reading this shortly after I have written it) ...then I guess okay, I can see that happening.

But why are you reading something old and expired? Then again, why am I writing something I don't expect anyone to see? Well one can never be too careful now can one? I s'pose you have your reasons for doing whatever it is you're intending to do so I'll just leave you with this.
Welcome to my blog thingum. Meow?